secrets

Thanks to a leak at The TeaBook HQ.  
Here are the leaked secrets in the ImPeachMint Art.

ImPeachMint - Original
Secret: Obvious from the picture but subtle satire.

1.) Art: alligator biting in half EPA words.
 Politics: EPA funds being cut by the "swamp" created by Trump, especially Scott Pruitt (former) EPA Head.

2.) Art: CALEXIT Sign
Politics: There was a movement to have California leave the Union in 2018, and it's California highway exit sign.

3.) Art: Melting Ice Cube with I.C.E logo.
Politics: The Ice Cube stands for ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) and their symbol is on the cube.  It also represents Global warming both especially affecting the Southwest.

4.) Art: Microwave with an eye:
Politics: The Presidents spokesperson Kellyanne Conway, in defending trumps false claims that Obama wiretapped him said "...you can surveil someone through their phones, through their—certainly through their television sets, any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, etc." So we know that that is just a fact of modern life.” 

5.) Art: The Wall
Politics: Trumps ridiculous idea to the build a wall between Mexico and the US is pointless, and there are 5 reasons in the art 1.) A ladder to climb over 2.) A catapult to throw things over 3.) A tunnel to go under 4.) A boat to go around 5.) Airplanes are the largest single most used method to enter the US and become an illegal immigrant. Walls don't work against planes, ask the French.

6.) Art: Two White House Signs
Politics: "The Vacancy Sign" is that once the president is impeached, there will be a temporary vacancy. The "For Lease Sign" is how foreign and domestic entities can temporarily "lease' the white house by staying at Trump properties, joining his clubs, or granting him trademarks.

7.)Art: "The Swamp Sign"
Politics: Trump promised in his campaign that he would drain the swamp of special interests and "Hillary supporting wall street" from the white house. He did the opposite, and made the swampiest cabinet in US history, spreading all over America.

8.) Art: Mailbox with Black Letters.
Politics: This represents the blackmail used to control the president such as the Russian dossier and his taxes. Blackmail and threatening government officials may be used by the president to get support for his agenda.

9.) Art: Oil barrels, Pipelines and Wells
Politics/environment: Besides the fact that the head of the largest US oil company was appointed as Secretary of State, Trump and other GOP cabinet members received tens of millions in campaign contributions from the fossil fuel industry.

More Coming...

Top Secret:  Not obvious, requires more in depth explanation:
1.) Art: "The Tunnel" contains an extraterrestrial.
Politics: Often referred to as "aliens", the etymology of the word is from "belonging (somewhere) else". We feel Trump belongs somewhere else, making him an Alien.

2.) Art: Peach and Mint in the Southeast. 
Geography: These are the flavors of the tea, but it is right where Georgia is located. Georgia is best known as 'The Peach State." Its even on their state quarter.

3.) Art: "25th Street Sign"
Constitutional: A street is a path or way, and the 25th is the 25th amendment of the constitution.  This allows the vice president to assume presidency if the president is "mentally" or "physically" incapacitated without the need for impeachment.

4.) Art: Nuclear Reactor.
Politics: Trump desires to increase our nuclear weapon stockpile to create a new Cold War with Russia, despite the fact that we have over 4,500 nuclear weapons. It also represents the fear of nuclear weapons in the hands of North Korea and Iran.

5.) Art: Four leaf clover
Politics/Marketing: For St. Patrick's Day Trump made a green "Make America Great Again" hat. Except he put a four leaf clover instead of the 3 leaf clover which represents The Trinity.  He also called it St. Patty's day (like a hamburger), instead of St. Paddy's Day. he offended a lot of Irish people that day.

Classified: Deep References not visible on package.

1.) Artist: The Artist Daniel Orozco, is a Mexican immigrant from Mexico City. We wanted the art to be a voice of the immigrant community.

2.) Science/Politics: All tea, whether Green, Black, White, Oolong, or Matcha comes from the same plant Camellia sinensis.  This Tea is from the Rooibos plant, it's not a real tea. Just like president trump is not a real president.

3.) Mic drop: Rooibos is from Africa!!

4.) Sadly, this prediction now seems truer than ever before. On the back is the quote "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. -Summary of Abraham Lincoln speech at lysine.

ImPeachMint - The Mueller Blend
Secret: Obvious from the picture but subtle satire.
1.) There is a bottle of Lye (used for dissolving materials), a play on the word lie. The lie is dissolving the constitution.

2.) There is 737 max plane crashing, because trump hadn’t appointed a FAA head, he also cut their budget and he shutdown the country when the safety reviews should have happened,

3.) There is a polar bear on a broken piece of the Artic asking or help, because of climate change roll backs, and pulling out of the Paris Accords.

4.) The clouds in the sky are yellow from the factories, with EPA roll backs of pollution standards.

5.) There is a cement truck with emergency lights. Because a cement truck would never have emergency lights. Just like you can’t declare an emergency to build a wall and say “I don’t really have to do this.”

6.) There is the wasteful wall, that trump wants to build, next to the kids he keeps locked up and separated.

7.) There is a Killer whale with a crown because, because he referred to the Prince of wales, as the Prince of whales in a tweet.

8.) There are 4 potatoes, They are Kim Jung Un, Winnie The Pooh (the negative name for president Xi Jinping), Putin potato, and Prince Salman. These are Trumps dic-Tater friends.

9.) There is a paper towel dispenser with the Puerto Rican flag, because after the hurricane Trump went there an threw paper towels in a photo op, then refused funding for relief.

10.) Trump is standing on and suppressing Capitol hill, and the constitution.

11.) For some continuity from the other ImPeachMint, Trump is wearing “pink pussy” slippers, representing the women’s movement. He treats them like accessories that he steps on.

12.) There is a soccer ball because Trumps caddies nicked named him “Pele” (the famous soccer player), because he kicks the ball to cheat so much.

13.) The first ImPeachMint was a map of the USA, now trumps effects are Global and this is a map of the world.

14.) Every map has a legend, in the first one, the directions were ??, because he always changes directions. In this version, we learn that his only direction is personal gains of money.

15.) There is a piece of paper, with the Roman Numerals MXL, which is 1040. We knew Trumps tax returns would never be released, so there is a lock on it.

16.) There is a sign that says 25th Freeway. Which is a reference to the 25th Amendment a way to “free” Trump from America.

17.) We knew that Trump would be surrounded with protesters. The protestors are from both parties and represent the proportions of Democrats vs. Republicans in congress.

18.) Trump is holding a violin, in reference to Emperor (emphasis on emperor) Nero, who was insane and fiddled while Rome burned. Sadly, this is exactly what Trump is doing during the COVID pandemic.

19.) Trump loves the word best, so he is wearing a best prisons prison suit.

20.) He is wearing his “bigly” red tie.

21.) Trumps real name is Drumpf, he changed it to Trump. In prison you need to be real.

22.) Trump has green hair, because he is like the “Joker in prison” from Batman, and is just as much a megalomaniac.

23.) The magic teapot, has the Russian flag on it, as we know they continue to interfere with the US elections. Despite the meddling the results in 2020 will be blue. But it, won’t matter. Because Trump gets 3 wishes.

24.) In space, there is a flying space tank, with the words space farce, because the use of taxpayer funds for “space force” is a farce. They are attempting to defend against Trumps favorite “aliens,” Mexicans.

25.) The tea blend is named after a true patriot Robert Mueller, and his report that exposed so much treason and fraud, that the recovered funds made more money than the cost of the investigation, and lead to over 35 Indictments.

26.) This tea is caffeine free. Like William Barr’s release of the Mueller report, this tea is “caffeine redacted.”

Classified: Deep References not visible on package.

1.) Artist: The Artist Eli Ziv, is a Russian/Israeli immigrant. We wanted the art to be a voice of the immigrant community, because trump hates them.

2.) Science/Politics: All tea, whether Green, Black, White, Oolong, or Matcha comes from the same plant Camellia sinensis.  This Tea is from the Rooibos plant, it's not a real tea. Just like president trump is not a real president.

3.) Rooibos is from Africa, or trump calls it “shithole countries”

4.) Sadly, this prediction now seems truer than ever before. On the back is the quote "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. -Summary of Abraham Lincoln speech at lysine.